The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Charybdizs]

Granted. Everyone is now homosexual, including people who were originally homophobes. Mass suicides ensue.

I wish that NO ONE was gay. Not homophobic, just trying it the other way now.

Granted! One big problem of earth is gone, 1,674,832,569,726 more to go. Dang we're hopeless.

I wish there was another color in the rainbow.

[someguyfromhell666]

I wish there was another color in the rainbow.

Granted. That colour is the exact colour of Medusa's skin, and therefore, any rainbow will turn whoever looks upon it into stone. Because it's not her face or snakes that turned people to stone, it's her skin colour. No one has ever reproduced that colour until now.

I wish I had the power to kill God.

[silentzorah]

Granted, but God doesn't exist, and your power to kill God is useless.

I wish for invulnerability.

[Charybdizs]

Granted, but God doesn't exist, and your power to kill God is useless.

I wish for invulnerability.

Granted, but no matter how invulnerable you are, God can still kill you. And he's pretty pissed after you said he doesn't exist, soo... You just 'happened' to die of a heart attack. Teach you a lesson, you blasphemer!

I wish I was done with my school today.

[silentzorah]

Granted, but no matter how invulnerable you are, God can still kill you. And he's pretty pissed after you said he doesn't exist, soo... You just 'happened' to die of a heart attack. Teach you a lesson, you blasphemer!

I wish I was done with my school today.

Granted, but you still have to go back tomorrow. Oh, and your midterm is due.

I wish I was a fish.

[Charybdizs]

I wish I was a fish.

Granted!

Uh-oh, some familiar friends are here.

I wish I didn't have to put a wish here.

[AnthonyMorgan]

Granted. You didn't have to put a wish here, but you still did.

I wish my left arm was replaced with a cannon.

[dust hill resident]

Granted, but your arms are BROKEN!

I wish that Super Mario Kart was never made.

[someguyfromhell666]

I wish that Super Mario Kart was never made.

Granted. The idea was already released to the public but then the game was cancelled. People eventually get bored and start throwing banana peels, shells, etc. on the road, while driving super fast. Massive chaos, damage, and mayhem ensues.

I wish I was asexual.

[AnthonyMorgan]

Granted. You lose all desire for sexual activity. Your girlfriend thinks she's fat and kills herself.

I wish your girlfriend came back to life.

[someguyfromhell666]

I wish your girlfriend came back to life.

Granted. Because I have never, in my life, had a girlfriend, and have no chance with them, you cause a rip in the space-time continuum and make the universe implode.

I wish I actually had a girlfriend.

[Bleurgh]

Granted. She's a cannibal. Well, that was easy.

I wish that Pinocchio was a real boy.

[someguyfromhell666]

I wish that Pinocchio was a real boy.

Granted. Because he is now a real boy, his nose no longer grows when he lies. Now, his plan to assassinate you went perfectly, all because his nose did not give away the many lies he told you.

I wish I was the best cellist in the world.

[Maple_Treeway]

Granted. You are now such a popular cellist that the rest of the population of the world, including your entire family, has become the paparazzi. If you make even one step outside your house, you will be bombarded with cameras flashing like crazy and people screaming for your autograph without end. Worse yet, you have attracted all the kids in the world whose boundless energy will surely make you go nuts before the constant camera flashing and screaming will. If you stay inside, your family will badger you to play for them until you can't take it anymore. Basically, wherever you go, you'll be screwed over by screaming fans.

I wish that I could understand forums and the whole internet better.

[Spivoski]

Granted, as you are suddenly beamed into your computer, becoming part of cyberspace and learning everything about the internet, forums, and computers. Unfortunately tho, cyberspace sees you as a rouge, virus program and you are suddenly attacked and deleted by McAfee and AVG. (You were able to evade Norton, because it sucks! )

I wish I could teleport at will so I wouldn’t have to waist time driving.