The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Charybdizs]

Granted. Instead, instead of slipping on that ice and hurting your back, you fell on the ice, hit your head, and received a concussion.

I wish we had better smilies on this forum. C'mon, something like the awesome ones on the Smashboards, the ones with all the lasers and weapons?

I wish I had a delicious Greco pizza with stuffed crust to eat right about now.

Granted. It tastes terrible!

Umm... How can a

delicious pizza

taste

terrible!

?

[FreezeFlame]

Granted, but you'd be forced to make them. About a hundred or so. It will probably take a month to make and you will be so tired of making them that you give up and the forums will still end up with defaults. Except when you return the day after, new, and better smilies are up. So, now you wasted all that time.

I wish I had triple A batteries for my calculator.

[DrZaius]

Granted. You now have three A batteries for your calculator.

I wish getting digital TV via antennas wasn't such a chore. I STILL can't get ABC and have to go to my brother's house to watch Lost.

[X]

Granted. It becomes easier than ever to get your digital TV stations. The downside is that the now magical antenna sucks you into the TV. Congratulations, the reception has never been so clear. The downside is that Glory is on next. Good luck, you're gonna need it.

I wish this game would go on forever.

[Monochrome_Man]

Granted.
Unfortunately, the world ends tomorrow, so no-one's about to play it.

I wish I had a PC that *wasn't* obsolete ten years ago. :S

[Horn]

Granted. It is now, though.

I wish for some motivation.

[Cobra1]

Granted. You are now motivated to commit suicide.

I wish for the question to life, the universe, and everything.

[DrZaius]

Okay, here's a question to life, the universe, and everything. "Hey, guys. What is the meaning of all of you?"

I wish Platinum Dunes would STOP REMAKING OLD HORROR MOVIES.

[RG (tm)]

Okay, here's a question to life, the universe, and everything. "Hey, guys. What is the meaning of all of you?"

I wish Platinum Dunes would STOP REMAKING OLD HORROR MOVIES.

Granted. He is now remaking all OTHER movies.

I wish there were an uncorruptable wish.

[BlackJackRatso]

Granted. However that would belong in a differant topic.

I wish there was a 7-eleven close to where I lived.

[Horn]

Granted! There's now a 7-eleven at a convenient walking distance from where you lived.

...before you moved 300 miles away.

I wish of all of you to shut up and go to hell.

[Charybdizs]

...OK.
(In silence, gathers all the VGmusic members *Except Horn* and we all take a drive to Hell, Michigan, and go horseback riding at Highwater Corral. Afterwards, we all order Ice Cream at Screams Ice Cream from Hell, by writing what we want on a notepad (We still are shut up, you know). Ah, that was relaxing. Too bad Horn missed it...)

I wish that this guy ----->
would stop flashing.

[Tails230]

...OK.
(In silence, gathers all the VGmusic members *Except Horn* and we all take a drive to Hell, Michigan, and go horseback riding at Highwater Corral. Afterwards, we all order Ice Cream at Screams Ice Cream from Hell, by writing what we want on a notepad (We still are shut up, you know). Ah, that was relaxing. Too bad Horn missed it...)

I wish that this guy ----->
would stop flashing.

granted. He instead makes a terrifying face that made you wet your pants.

I wish DVDs didn't screw up so much.

[Rocco]

granted. He instead makes a terrifying face that made you wet your pants.

I wish DVDs didn't screw up so much.

Sure, but they'll still be a dead technology in under a decade.

I wish this muscle cramp in my shoulder would ease up.

EDIT: Whoops, thread Frankenstein FTL.

[FreezeFlame]

Granted, but a new cramp builds on your other shoulder.

I wish it was a bit warmer outside.