The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Bleurgh]

Granted. It is now so warm you are reduced to ash the minute you step outside.

I wish that I was irresistible to the ladies.

[Charybdizs]

Granted!

While sailing on a ship, you hit a reef and are washed up on the beach of an island, which is inhabited by female cannibals. Indeed, you were very irresistible. And chewy.

I wish I could actually play in the world of my imagination.

[Maros]

wish granted...
but then you realize that you can't imagine yourself there.

I wish i was able to turn anything into sushi

[jtay]

Granted! But you lack the capability to control this new ability. Now you can scarcely look at, gesture toward, or even think about anyone or anything without inadvertently transforming them into tasty cylinders of raw fish. It's only a matter of time before you yourself become sushi.

I wish I could meet Sonic the Hedgehog.

[Powerlord]

Granted! But you lack the capability to control this new ability. Now you can scarcely look at, gesture toward, or even think about anyone or anything without inadvertently transforming them into tasty cylinders of raw fish. It's only a matter of time before you yourself become sushi.

I wish I could meet Sonic the Hedgehog.

Granted, you're turned into one of Eggman's robots. Too bad Sonic destroys you.

I wish I could get free money every week.

[KDS]

Granted. You get a currency that equals to one billionth of an dollar which makes you poor.
I wish I were a handsome anime character.

[Bleurgh]

Granted. You have become Seto Kaiba off Yu-Gi-Oh. Unfortunately, he isn't actually real, so you turn into a drawing of him that is caught by a breeze and drifts into an open fire.

I wish that I could put people in trances and make them do absolutely anything physically possible that I command.

[X]

Granted. Unfortunately, it doesn't work on animals, and the woodland critters that happened to see you performing this feat declare you an abomination and lynch you.

I wish that I could get whatever I want whenever I want it and never be charged anything for any of it (in any way, shape, or form).

[JoyfulDreamer]

Granted. You become a politician, but the people catch on, and you're dismissed in disgrace.

I wish there was a Final Fantasy MMORPG - and that I owned it!

[Powerlord]

Granted. You become a politician, but the people catch on, and you're dismissed in disgrace.

I wish there was a Final Fantasy MMORPG - and that I owned it!

Granted, you now own Final Fantasy 11 and have a copy of the Final Fantasy 14 Beta. Unfortunately, your computer's Internet connection fried, so you can't connect to the Internet any more.

I wish I would win the lottery.

[Maple_Treeway]

Granted. Sadly, one of your relatives went insane, stole the money from you and spent it on a lifetime supply of strawberry jelly and baguettes.

I wish that I could breathe in any environment including deep space.

[Bleurgh]

Granted. And to prove it works, I'll send you off into deep space right now. Wait...if you're in deep space, then that means you're light years away from everyone else, and that means that no-one can go out and get you back. Ah well, too late.

I wish that I had junk food to the sky!

[X]

Granted. Unfortunately, what comes of your wish is a veritable skyscraper of junk food, and all the stuff you want is at the top. Even worse, attempting to pull absolutely anything from the construct will cause it to topple.

I wish that humanity could find another planet to colonize.

[HyperX]

Granted. You even get to be on the first generation ship, but a hefty Kuiper object pulverizes it en route to your new home and, what's more, your ship deflects the object into a collision course with the Earth.

I wish I weren't so morbid

[Maple_Treeway]

Granted. You have now lost your unhealthy obsessions with disturbing and unpleasant subjects, and you now can only obsess about happy things; therefore you have forgotten all about the pain of life. When disease has taken your parents and siblings, you remain happily in your own little La-La Land while your relatives turn against you for not being there for your family. Harsh.

I wish that the Silly Band craze would end forever.